Haiku and Old People

One of the features I included in my poetry collection, Old People Sex: other Highly Offensive Poems, were examples I used in the Pub Poets’ Haiku Death Matches.

As this is Sunday morning, and Sunday seems the ideal day for leisurely activity, I figured it would be appropriate to share a handful of haiku.

Winnie the Pooh
The best thing Pooh did
Was saving poor Piglet from
David Cameron

Crufts
I once entered a
dog at Crufts. The police said
I was barred for life.

Holidays
Last year I had two
weeks in June. I hope her
husband doesn’t find out

If you’re feeling creative this morning, I’d love to see examples of your haiku in the comments box below.

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