This is a poem I shared on FaceBook yesterday. I figured I should post it on my blog for posterity.
I support the legislation
That’s killing British porn
‘Cos when it comes to masturbation
Brit-Porn makes me yawn
That’s killing British porn
‘Cos when it comes to masturbation
Brit-Porn makes me yawn
If I want to see good spanking
I’ll download some German MILFs
To support a good night’s yanking
They’re the master race of filth
I’ll download some German MILFs
To support a good night’s yanking
They’re the master race of filth
If I want to see obscenities
And the worst humiliation
I’ll turn to Eastern Europeans
And their urolagniation
And the worst humiliation
I’ll turn to Eastern Europeans
And their urolagniation
America, the beautiful
Is first for girl-on-girl
Unless they’re drinking from one cup
In which case I might hurl.
Is first for girl-on-girl
Unless they’re drinking from one cup
In which case I might hurl.
But I support this legislation
We’ve all wanted these rules madly
Perhaps they’ll stop this Tory government
From fucking us so badly.
We’ve all wanted these rules madly
Perhaps they’ll stop this Tory government
From fucking us so badly.
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